Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This is the high leading the old right now
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
