what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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