We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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