I just made out with a guy for $7.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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