I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Randomize
