Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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