quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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