would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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