oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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