Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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