So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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