I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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