ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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