I look better un-naked...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
did you just send me my own nude
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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