Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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