i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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