hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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