You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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