how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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