he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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