So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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