is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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