walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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