were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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