i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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