Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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