Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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