Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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