People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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