when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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