Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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