It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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