Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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