Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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