So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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