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(530): View more from California

Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake

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(530): Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake http://tfl.nu/i8af

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(443): View more from Maryland

Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on

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(443): Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on http://tfl.nu/1yum

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see

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(973): i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see http://tfl.nu/sebi

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(416): View more from Ontario

I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?

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(416): I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL? http://tfl.nu/iaot

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(269): View more from Michigan

I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.

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Who said I want to share with you?

(269): View more from Michigan

You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.

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(269): I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you. (616): Who said I want to share with you? (269): You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book. http://tfl.nu/trh2

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(904): View more from Florida

Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.

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(904): Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone. http://tfl.nu/zr80

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(970): View more from Colorado

I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking

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(970): I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking http://tfl.nu/lf0q

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(248): View more from Michigan

Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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(248): Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers. http://tfl.nu/psr6

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(707): View more from California

I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.

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is that even a sentence?

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(707): I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina. (1-707): is that even a sentence? http://tfl.nu/j6fd

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(618): View more from Illinois

Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.

(270): View more from Kentucky

No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

(618): View more from Illinois

Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.

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(618): Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you. (270): No, that's okay. Don't worry about it. (618): Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway. http://tfl.nu/gcov

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.

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Pics or STFU

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(617): Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward. (1-617): Pics or STFU http://tfl.nu/b1yq

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(541): View more from Oregon

Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?

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CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING

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(541): Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner? (541): CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING http://tfl.nu/5lve

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.

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(405): Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk. http://tfl.nu/nrcu

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(585): View more from New York

I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.

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(585): I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas. http://tfl.nu/8ucm

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.

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(732): I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself. http://tfl.nu/uoqa

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