you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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