someone get that fucking seahorse.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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