I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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