White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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