Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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