Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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