i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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