What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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