Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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