you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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