There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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