he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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