just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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