is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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