Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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