It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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