If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He better not be in your backpack
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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