haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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