i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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